Monday, June 05, 2006

Endau Rompin Day 2 - 4

ENDAU ROMPIN DAY 2 – 1st June 2006
It’s Ting’s and Grace’s birthdays. The parents’ anniversary, too. But I couldn’t call/sms them because there was no handphone connection here. Well, I was after all in the middle of one of the oldest forests in the world.


[These pictures are taken off the web. I haven’t received the actual photos from the OC.]




Anyway, the day started at 0730hrs with breakfast and after that, we were all bundled onto the unique looking boat and headed to Kuala Jasin.




The trek to Kuala Jasin was muddy and wet. And amidst slipping and missing our footing, we stumbled upon fresh elephant dung and tigers’ footprints. Oh, and bears’ paw prints too. Most of us were nervous at the thought of encountering these animals head-on… but well, we didn’t see any. Oh well. At Kuala Jasin, we took a break before heading to Kuala Marong…to the famous Blue Lagoon (Tasik Air Biru).

But hah, not before crossing the bloody river!



And after walking for 10minutes from Kuala Marong, we finally reached the Blue Lagoon. The OC wanted all to jump in with their life jackets…but err, I didn’t. She couldn’t say anything, lah. I was one of the first to jump in.



We spent quite a while splashing around and watching the guides jump into the river from the trees like monkeys. We just watched in envy because the OC didn’t let us do it. Haiyah…there goes my chance of being a Tarzan. After that we headed back to Kuala Marong for lunch – packed lunch from our base “camp”…which had turned all mush from the river crossing (served us right for not bringing haversacks!).


We did cross many suspension bridges.
Scared and excited at the same time.
Some were so dingy, we were all tilting to one side.

After lunch, it was time to walk back to Kuala Jasin. It began to drizzle, which then escalated into a downpour. We were in the middle of the jungle with no shelter and there were thunder and lightning above our heads. Then…that’s when our “crisis” came.

Crossing the river.

The water level was chest high and the current was damn strong. Some of my cadets had difficulties crossing the river and their bags were also being a hindrance. But thank God the guides were there to help us. Otherwise, some of us would have been swept away.

We sought shelter at Kuala Jasin, shivering our asses off. We stayed there close to an hour before taking the boat back to our complex. The girls then came over to my hut to use the bathroom because they saw some leeches in there and didn’t want to go in.

Talking about leeches, all of us were brutally attacked by them. We were bloody – blood on our t-shirts, pants, socks, shoes, socks…everywhere.

So yeah the girls came over and guess what I did? I began to shampoo their hair outside for them because I was paranoid that they would bring leeches into my room. They did bring in leeches to my compound. I got bitten just by standing at my door.



They enjoyed my head massage. Urgh, I felt so motherly.

Dinner soon ensued followed by some interaction time where I taught the kids my trademark Animal Game. Laughed until stomach muscles ached. Soon it was debriefing time. After that, I joined the girls in their dorm for some gurly talk before being called by the OC to go to bed at 2300hrs (!!).


ENDAU ROMPIN DAY 3 – 2nd June 2006
It was a tougher day. We started at 0830hrs and again took the boat out to Kuala Jasin again. The trek was much more terrible this time round because the dirt road was very much slippery. At Kuala Jasin, we then took the road climb to Gunung Janing Barat (Janing Barat Mountain) … an almost-vertical climb of almost 1 bloody kilometre. It’s not as easy as it sounds, okay. The ground was super slippery and there was no railings to support. Of course there were trees and plants … which had thorns, leeches and moss on them.




Saw a lot of wild plants..yada yada yada.
Hahaha.

The trek up seemed endless. I was dragging my feet and my knees had gone all wobbly. The kids were cursing and some were really beginning to lag behind. We came to a point where it was so steep we had to use a rope to get up. That was an eye-opener!

Anyway an hour later, we did complete the walk. Took a break at the Janing Barat plateau…admiring the luscious scenery and utmostly, resting our limbs. After that, we then walked to Buaya Sangkut waterfalls and Upeh Guling Waterfalls. The latter is a sort of a waterfall place…which had “bath tubs” in the river. Those “bath tubs” were formed by water erosion. Au naturale, baby.



After the waterfalls, we then were given the daunting task of going down the hills. If you think climbing up was hard, try going down. It must have been one of my harrowing trek experiences, man. Most of us slipped and fell hard on our asses a few times. We had to concentrate on the descent…so much that we forgot the stinging pain presented by the leeches. Once it was over, I never had felt so much relief!

Lunch was a much look-forwarded affair. Alas, it was a hurried one because we had river rafting after that.




I was on board with Hansheng, Xinyi, Shafiqah, Boon Pin and Roy and five minutes into the paddling, we came across our first rapid. Panicking and excited at the same time, we paddled across it and got bummed.Hansheng’s paddle flew to my face and I was knocked out of the raft. Xinyi and Hansheng were also in the water. I got drifted far away with 2 paddles (mine and Hansheng’s) in my hands and had to wait for the rescue boat to come. Some of the guides in the other rafts were shouting at me not to panic.

Hey, I wasn’t panicking!
Stop worrying about me and save my panicky kids!

Apparently, Boon Ping also got thrown off the raft while trying to save Xinyi. Can die. Anyway, I was in the rescue boat and then the kids, who all managed to get into the raft, paddled to get me back. After that, it all went smooth sailing. We then paddled to our stop ..the NERC (Nature Education & Research Centre or something). There we were introduced to the different types of plants, insects and stuff. We also saw some “fermented” animals species at the lab. Interesting.

The kids, as usual, were not interested.
They were more interested in my capsized story.

After NERC, we got back into our rafts and paddled back to Kampung Peta…where our complex was.


Kampung Peta

As expected, the girls came over to my hut again to shower. Again, I scrubbed their heads.

See the difference between my bed and the OC’s? Mine’s the first one, by the way.



I was really deadbeat that day. And damn those bloody leeches!


Dinner..interaction time..debriefing.

I was supposed to join the guys in their dorm that night…for some pranky fun. Told the OC that I would be with the girls. Then guess what? I think the OC saw through my lie (or she didn’t want to be alone in the hut) and she actually followed me to the girls’ bunk. She started talking to the girls and there I was on one of the beds wishing she would disappear immediately so that I could join the guys downstairs. But damn..she didn’t “poof” off and we stayed in the girls’ bunk till about midnight. Till I was damn sleepy.

What the hell.


ENDAU ROMPIN DAY 4 – 3rd June 2006
During breakfast, the boys asked me why didn’t I turn up at their dorm the night before. Told them the story and they related the “fun” they had sabo-ing Boon Ping with powder and colgate. Walao! I missed the fun okay!

After breakfast, we headed to the EthnoBotany garden and saw various herbs and shrubs. Saw many versions of Tongkat Ali and other herbs good for health. As usual, the kids didn’t give a damn about them, haha.

Then we headed to the Kg Peta settlement to check out the Orang Asli (aborigines). We were shown how to make animal traps and how to use the blowpipes. Fun!



Then we went to the small souvenir store. The kids bought some traditional games while I, being the “adult” that I was, bought of all things..Tongkat Ali! So if you guys need some MEGA OOOMPH in your sex life, gimme a buzz and I can give you some Tongkat Ali.

Call me.
I have too much.
I don’t want the father to use it all up and I have another sibling 9 months later.

After that, we headed back to the complex, had lunch, debrief, packed our bags and it was all home sweet home after that.



Bye-bye Endau Rompin.

Till we meet again.

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Well, I like it like that...

Realised that many cyber-spirits parked here for a while by searching for “Jonathan Leong”. Errm…vote for him!

Haha.
Lame.

Anyway, woke up in the afternoon just now, with the parents baiting me to hit town for some shopping. Otherwise, I would have slept my Sunday away. The father was feeling generous and he decided to treat everyone to little gifts. The sister got a DKNY perfume and a pretty dress…which was unbelievable because this idiot doesn’t like anything girly. The mother got a Bonia handbag … adding to her sick collection of bags. The brother (who didn’t come along) got a DKNY perfume. The me got a pair of maroon Mary Jane heels (okay…they don’t look as bad as they sound) from Marks & Spencer which were a steal at $30. And hahaha…I also got my Converse shoes!

$79.90.
I can finally throw my red converse.
But…will I?
Man, it’s a hard decision!

Haha.


Your Inner Power Is … FRIENSHIP.

Friendship - Your inner power is Friendship!
Your friends mean everything to you, as you do to them. You are generally a happy, laid back person who anyone can approach. You love more than anything to make new friends and hang out with your old ones. Everyone generally loves you for being such an awesome, cheerful person. You have heaps of close friends, and can think of nothing better to chat on the phone for hours with them, or hang out with them whenever you can. You’d die to protect your friends from harm, and are always there for them, no matter what. Life for you is just a breeze, with the friends you have, life is all but perfect. And if you are ever brought down, like you’d do for them, your friends would just pick you right back up again, and be there for you no matter what.

You have a positive outlook on life, and people love to be around you because of your joyful, bouncy nature. You probably love a good joke and tease your friends until they are bright red, but they love you all the same. Good on you for being so positive! With your attitude, and all your friends, life for you were usually be great!

Boy who will sweep you off your feet: The guy who feels like the best friend in the world. The two of you would be able to talk about anything together. He would probably be your friend first before you fell for them.

Your stone/jewel: Emerald

Your power: Friendship.
The ability to make friends with anyone, and to soothe old rivalry so that peace and friendship upholds.

Your element: Water

A quote that applies to you: Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.


Hmmm...
That would be nice.
That would be really, really nice.


Anyway the best friend is having a bad patch with the lover boy and I think she is calling it quits. Sigh... it hasnt even been that long. But I guess, why prolong the suffering when there is no love, right? Oh well, I dont know. I dont have much knowledge in this aspect but girlie, do whatever you feel is right. And seriously, dont worry that there is no other for you. There is. Somewhere out there in this big wide world. Hah, we can always go for those speed-dating sessions together now. Well, we do have one successful story right under our noses, dont we? *wink*

Girlie, it's all for the best.

A thousand times goodnight, hentai lovers.


P/S: Day 2 Endau Rompin will have to wait.

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Sunday, June 04, 2006

Saujana lintah ...


Miss me?
Hahaha.
Thick-skinned bitch.


2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake
"Can you help me unravel my latest mistake
I don't love him
Winter just wasn't my season."
Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes
Like they have any right at all to criticize
Hypocrites
You're all here for the very same reason

'Cause you can't jump the track we're like cars on a cable
And life's like an hourglass glued to the table
No one can find the rewind button, girl
So cradle your head in your hands
And breathe...
Just breathe
Oh breathe...
Just breathe

In May he turned 21 on the base at Ft Bliss
"Just a day," he said down to the flask in his fist
"Ain't been sober since maybe October of last year."
Here in town you can tell he's been down for a while
But, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles
Wanna hold him
Maybe I'll just sing about it

'Cause you can't jump the track we're like cars on a cable
And life's like an hourglass glued to the table
No one can find the rewind button, boys
So cradle your head in your hands
And breathe...
Just breathe
Oh breathe...
Just breathe

There's a light at each end of this tunnel
You shout 'cause you're just as far in as you'll ever be out
And these mistakes you've made
You'll just make them again
If you only try turning around.

2 AM and I'm still awake writing a song
If I get it all down on paper it's no longer inside of me
Threatening the life it belongs to
And I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd
'Cause these words are my diary screaming out loud
And I know that you'll use them however you want to

But you can't jump the track we're like cars on a cable
And life's like an hourglass glued to the table
No one can find the rewind button now
Yea sing it if you understand
And breathe...
Just breathe
Oh breathe...
Just breathe
- Breathe, Anna Nalick

This was a perfect accompaniment. As the bus moved deeper into the forest and lower down the valleys, I just felt surreal and somewhat spiritually recuperating. Clean air…great eye-soothers, far, far horizon. I thank God I didn’t let anyone stop me from going here.


[Didn’t take many photos because I didn’t bring out the camera while out for activities. Glad I didn’t because we were in water most of the time. Plus, my officer-in-charge (OC) took all the shots. Will post pictures once I get them from her.]


ENDAU ROMPIN DAY 1 – 31st May 2006
0645hrs and I was at the school premises…trying to hide my grouchiness and hunger. 17 cadets were already there, eager to start on their journey. Our tour guide, Jonathan (alamak…like my Ah Beng) was also there. I couldn’t believe that there were at least 2 who had not stepped out of Singapore before. Anyway, we finally started our journey at 0730hrs…making our way to the Causeway.


KW and XZ (Sec 3s) on the bus. They were my sources of entertainment for the next 4 days.

We reached Kahang (in Johor) around noon and had to change transport. We transferred to a 4WD vehicle which would bring us into the forest. I had happily parked myself on a seat when the OC called me down to sit with her in the other van, together with Jonathan. Damn! I wanted to sit with the kids!


Then I had to go down.




The journey.
There were many palm coconut plantations along the way.
Also spotted some wild animals.


One thing about sitting with teachers is that…you cant sleep … or daydream … or talk cock. Basically, doing the things which I love to do.


After about 115minutes on the bumpy track (and in a sauna of a van), we finally reached the Endau Rompin Complex. The kids (and Mr Mak, the teacher officer) were sent to the dormitories while the OC and I shared a chalet hut down the road.


View from the girls’ dorm. I love the dorm, man!


That’s the tour guide standing intrusively at my door.


Well, it sucked a bit to be with the OC because, you know, it would all be an “all-adult” kind of conversations. How can right? I am such a crappy person who is so FOS. BUT, I still sucked everything in because the chalet had one thing I would just die for.

An attached toilet.


Hahaha.
Who cares if it was a squatting toilet?
It sure beats walking out with towel and other valuables in hand to the bathroom outside.
Though I had to admit my knees went all wobbly whenever I had to do some business.

After settling down, we were brought to the briefing room. There we were introduced to Mokhtar, who would be our chief nature guide.


He and his kakis would be our new friends. They were a bunch of good-looking 20-year-old Uni students (forestry, botanist, life sciences students) who were doing their job attachments at the nature park. Anyway, Mokhtar was the object of affection with my girls. With him around, they could all scale great heights and cross deep rivers. Gatal girls. Hahaha. But it’s good. At least I didn’t have any casualties.

After briefing, we were supposed to go bird watching. Unfortunately it began to pour. So we headed upstairs to the Information Gallery which was like some sort of a mini-museum.




At about 4ish, the rain stopped. We were then brought to Pantai Burung for a bit of trekking. We found fresh elephant dungs. Gasp! They must be somewhere nearby! Anyway, we stopped at this beautiful river and well…we dunked in like hippos.


Sec 1 Hamaddah and I before soaking ourselves to the bone in the chilling waters.


Soon it was all over and we walked happily-soaked back to the complex. Dinner and after that, it was another briefing. Oh, followed by my scolding of the cadets. They had been really unruly and whiny that day…complaining about this and that. Urgh. Spoilt brats. Managed to “say” a few words to them and hopefully the next day, they would improve on their behaviour.


Okay…2nd day has to wait, ya’ll. It’s already 0400hrs and well…I need my sleep. Been sleeping around midnight the past 3 nights and well, it’s waaaay past that bed time now. Besides, my limbs are still aching from the vertical mountain climb and the fateful water rafting experience (which saw me getting thrown off the raft). And oh…the leech bites are really a pain in the ass. Some are still quite sore. Yup…leech bites. We were all bitten by many many leeches and “lost” a lot of blood.



When you are bitten by a leech, you simply cant yank it out. It wont let go of its bite, okay! You have 2 choices – (A) let it suck on your blood, get fat and eventually falls off or (B) pour medicated oil on it and let it slides off. Both will still be bloody. I want to faint.

And no…those leeches didn’t manage to go further than my ankles and calves. So..haha, my ass and crotch are safe. But still, the scars and bite marks are quite awful and there’s still blood clotting.

Oh well. Later.

A thousand times goodnight, urban leeches.

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