Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dirty Diana

With a performance like this, no wonder he needed stimulants and then anti-depressants.





I had a talk with a mentor many many moons ago and yeah, we talked about how certain people needing help in getting up to face the day and then, needing help again to rest and be calm. Elvis had to, and now, we know Jacko had to, too.

In a way we all too.

We are all not different really. Though I dont know what I am waking up for, I know how it's going to end.


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Take a bow

My bout of sneezing fit is making me tired and listless.


I'm done for.


*dramatic pause*
*collapse*
*get up*
*exit LEFT*

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One day in your life

Sadness had been close as my next of kin
Then Happy came one day
Chased my blues away

My life began when Happy smiled
Sweet, like candy to a child
Stay here and love me just a while
Let Sadness see what Happy does
Let Happy be where Sadness was

Happy, that's you
You made my life brand new
Lost as a little lamb was I
Till you came in

My life began when Happy smiled
Sweet, like candy to a child
Stay here and love me just a while
Let Sadness see what Happy does
Let Happy be where Sadness was

(Till now)
Where have I been?
What lifetime was I in?
Suspended between time and space
Lonely until Happy came smiling up at me
Sadness had no choice but to flee
I said a prayer so silently
Let Sadness see what Happy does
Let Happy be where Sadness was till now

- Michael Jackson

They don't care about us

I am back.
 
Am feeling a little bit under the weather. Maybe it's the change of environment, change of weather, etc etc. Caught a cold and am not sneezing away. It didnt help that I think I have a rather drabby outfit on. I look like a horrid midget with golden shoes. I felt so ugly I actually took cab to work. Must have caught the chill in the cab.
 
Will load the pictures tonight.
 
 
P/S: Cameron Highlands was beautiful and I had quite a rest. However, the 3-day rest was soon overpowered by 15 emails from the office. 15...little but deadly.
 
 
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Friday, June 26, 2009

She'll be coming round the mountain

Going to leave soon...will be at Golden Mile at 2230hrs and then off we go.

From Saturday till Monday, I'll be here and here.


Be good, people.


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Can you feel it?

Who: Abegail, Jennifer, Gladys, Mona - The Jackson 4 (cause one's ..dead)

What: Karaoke session

Why: (1) Tribute to Michael Jackson (2) Celebrate pay day (3) Eve of Independence Day

Where: Cash Studio @ Cuppage Plaza (near Somerset MRT)

When: Next Friday 3rd July 09 / 6:30pm - 9:30pm

Note: Bring something that reminds you of dear 'ol MJ

(things like a hat, sequinned glove, white socks, a little boy)

Please 'Reply All' for enquiries.

Mona Jackson

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Tribute / Have you seen my childhood?

With the death of Michael Jackson, I have to confess that a good 7 years of my life have ended.

Oh the joy of being 2-8 years old. He didnt physically touch me (the father would have skinned his nose) but he coloured my childhood. The mother used to sing the songs of Jackson 5 and the Jacksons in the house. She and the father would laugh while attempting to sing those high-pitched parts and stuff. Then the uncle, who was staying with us, would play his cassette and LP on the sound system and made my brother and I sing and dance. My sweet grandmother would knit and laugh at us. She was entertained cause the brother and I loved her so much, we would have done anything.

Even dancing like a fool to MJ.
Complete with powder on the floor for us to do the moonwalk.

I remember the day the uncle brought home Thriller LP. It was the most horrifying day of my life. It was catchy at the start, the chorus was fantastic ... but when the voice started speaking towards the end, I felt a sense of panic. When the stupid laughter erupted, I ran all the way to my room and hid under the bed.

Never, ever do that to a child.
It's traumatising.

And when I was 8, the Father brought the brother and I to the movies to watch MOONWALKER.



I remember the sister was just being born and the father took the brother and I ... maybe he wanted to get out of the house, away from a shrieking baby. But man, when I was 8, the movie was the bomb!

After the uncle moved out and the grandma passed away, it was time for DANGEROUS in 1991. Will You Be There always reminded me of the grandma back then. Oh well.

All right. I am sadder at the end of my 'childhood' rather than the death of MJ. Argh, have you seen my childhood?

Oh well. MJ, you'll be missed nevertheless.



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I'll be there / Will you be there?

I am not a Farah Fawcett fan so I am not really saddened by her demise. However 15 minutes ago, I got wind that my childhood idol had just passed away too.

This cant be true. MICHAEL JACKSON, thank you so much for the music. Your music was sung to me by my mom, my dad and by my uncle. Your songs helped me improve my English and my haha..dance.

We'll miss you, Jacko.


P/S: Got to be there..got to be there in the morning...when she says hello to the world :(

Spanish harlem

It's almost 0500hrs and obviously, I am dreaming.I am leaving for Cameron Highlands tomorrow night and I've yet to pack. Work starts in 4 more hours. Argh.

This is me working towards a goal.

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11D SPAIN REDISCOVERY

Destinations: to spain Madrid Barcelona Granada
11 Days 10 Nights


From: 2999 SGD
Valid date: from 2008-03-01 to


Itinerary

Day 1: SINGAPORE-MADRID
Assemble at Singapore Changi Airport for your flight to Madrid.
Meals on Board

Day 2: MADRID-SEGOVIA-MADRID
Embark on a guided tour to the new and old sections of Madrid like Plaza Mayor, Cibeles Fountain, and Palacio Real where its plush decorations, furnishings and frescoes will fascinate you. When at Plaza de Toros de las Venas, you can take some photos for memories. Continue your journey to Segovia, declared as �Heritage of Mankind� by UNESCO. Your tour will include one of the city�s famous landmarks, the 2,000-year-old Roman queduct that cuts right through the centre of the town. Its symbol has served as the mint mark on all coins produced in Segovia for over 400 years. Next you will visit the majestic Alcazar Castle, which is the source of inspiration for Walt Disney�s Snow White Castle in Disneyland Paris.
Breakfast/Suckling Pig Lunch/Dinner

Day 3: MADRID-ZARRAGOZA-BARCELONA
After breakfast, enjoy a scenic drive to Zarragoza and visit the Basilica of El Pilar, the primary church of the Marian religious order in Spain dedicated to the Virgin of El Pilar (Blessed Virgin Mary) under her title, �Our Lady of the Pillar�. This is followed by a visit to the grand Plaza del Pilar, Town Hall and the Gothic-Plateresque old stock exchange building, La Lonja. Then continue your journey to Barcelona.
Breakfast/Dinner

Day 4: BARCELONA
Barcelona, the second largest city in Spain in both size and population, has a pleasant Mediterranean climate and stands on a plain that slopes gently down from Sierra de Collserola to the sea. Begin your tour with a visit to the city�s spectacular icon, Sagrada Familia (Basilica of the Holy Family), a large Roman Catholic church which is a grand unfinished project by Catalan architect, Antoni Gaud�. Next, view Gaudi�s Casa Mila, Casa Batlo and Parc Guell, a famous park that display Gaudi�s works of extraordinary imagination. In the afternoon, explore La Ramblas and Plaza De Catalunya, Spain�s most famous streets that are dotted with cafes, restaurants and kiosks as well as bustling with performing artists and people. If time permits, you may wish to visit the renowned Picasso Museum.
Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner

Day 5: BARCELONA-VALENCIA-ALICANTE
This morning, you will travel to Valencia to experience the hustle and bustle of the Mercado Central. This huge iron, glass and tiled Art Nouveau building opened in 1928, is one of the largest and most attractive markets in Europe. Every morning, its thousand or so stalls are filled with a large variety of food and ingredients essential to making paella, a popular Valencian rice dish. View its famous landmarks such as Plaza Del Ayuntamiento (The Town Hall), Plaza de Toros (Bullring) and Estacion Del Norte (North Train Station). Next, you will head towards Alicante, the capital of Costa Blanca and is often associated with fun and relaxation. Alicante has wide boulevards, long white sandy beaches, a waterfront and Castillo de Santa Barbara, a 16th-century fortress that dominates the skyline.
Breakfast/Seafood Paella Lunch

Day 6: ALICANTE-GUADIX-GRANADA
A short drive from Alicante is the cathedral town of Guadix, signposted on the main street as �Bario Troglodyte�. It is a large bustling country town with a distinctive personality. Its most interesting feature is that almost half of the inhabitants of this large town live underground. View the cave houses in the remarkable Troglodyte Quarter, which houses 2000 caves that have been inhabited for many centuries. The inhabitants, known as �troglodytes�, are very friendly and also house proud, and in their case, �cave proud�. Then, proceed to Spain�s last Moorish kingdom, Granada. If time permits, you can enjoy the sunset view from the Albaicin quarter, just across Alhambra or attend an optional flamenco show in the evening at your own expense.
Breakfast/Dinner

Day 7: GRANADA-MALAGA-CORDOBA
Your tour of Granada includes the beautiful Alhambra and the adjoining Generalife Gardens. The palace is an Arabian fantasy of brilliant mosaics and tiles, and is considered as one of the greatest accomplishments of Islamic art and architecture. You will also see the dazzling fountains set in the Generalife Gardens. From Granada, your tour continues to Malaga, the second largest city in Andalusia, that is primarily untainted by the commercialism of its neighbouring resorts. The King�s palace, Alcazaba, which was built in the 11th century, is Malaga�s most important building of the Moorish epoch. What you will find worth visiting are its beautiful gardens with several fountains. Additionally, just outside the Alcazaba are the ruins of a Roman theatre. Restoration on these ruins is almost impossible as the Moors used the Roman blocks to build the Alcazaba.
Breakfast/Dinner

Day 8: CORDOBA-MADRID
Cordoba is a city populated by more than half a million people, and houses hundreds of mosques and a medina that once pulsated with the activity of the finest craftsmen. Its crown jewel is the Great Mosque, where part of it has been destroyed to make way for Mezquita, the great Mosque which was later converted to a Cathedral with nearly 1,000 columns. After the Christian re-conquest, a gothic cathedral was built within the mosque. The Patio de los Naranjos, an orange tree courtyard with its lovely gardens, forms part of this grand Islamic monument. Not to be missed are the stunning multilobed arches of Capilla de Villavicosa, which was the first Christian chapel built in the mosque in 1371 by Mudejar craftsmen. From Cordoba, proceed back to Madrid�s famous shopping district of Puerto del Sol to purchase local fashion and sample the local cuisine.
Breakfast/Lunch

Day 9: MADRID-CUENCA-MADRID
Start your day with a short drive to Cuenca to view the 14th-century Casas Colgadas, which was once used as a summer residence for the royal family. It is known as the �hanging house� as it clings to the side of the cliff, resting on the edge of the city in a gravity-defying effort to make the most out of every inch of land. Then, proceed to Torre Mangana, a lookout tower that lies on the site of an ancient Arabian Fortress. Situated at the top of the town, it provides panoramic views of the surroundings. In the afternoon, you can shop at Factory Madrid Getafe, the original factory outlet in Madrid.
Breakfast/Lunch

Day 10: MADRID-SINGAPORE
If time permits, you can do some last-minute shopping before you transfer to the airport for your flight home.
Breakfast/Meals on Board

Day 11: ARRIVE-IN-SINGAPORE



P/S: Check out the end of Day 2 - Suckling pig lunch!!@#@ Mwhahahaha!


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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Have you ever seen the rain?

I AM DONE WITH THE BLOODY CHAPTER ON ITALIAN NEOREALISM!!!
 
 
 
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Portrait of authority

WAHLAO EH!


Marxism humanism
Renaissance
Bourgeois Republican
Antithesis of fascism
Commune
Par decret du peuple
Alienation
Associated labour
Objectified

ARGH! SWINE!

It's too late

I shall not go home cause I have raveled myself in this bloody confusion of Christian and Marxism humanism.


So ... hurry.


UNRAVEL!!

Hoi fatt tin hung




Hahahaha.
Damn lame, lah me.


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Steady as she goes (Part 2)



This, ladies and gentleman, is the ang moh of my dreams.


Eh, zuo steady eh sai?


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Landslide

I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down

Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail thru the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life

Well, Ive been afraid of changing cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
Im getting older too
Well...

Well, Ive been afraid of changing cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
Im getting older, too
Well Im getting older too

So, take this love and take it down
Year and if you climb a mountain and ya turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well the landslide brought me down
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Well maybe
Well maybe
Well maybe the landslide will bring you down


(Dixie Chicks/Fleetwood Mac)


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Too much onion in a kebab is disgusting.

No, too much onion in anything is disgusting.



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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Moving on up

Mother Mary has plans of sending me to Iran for a conference next month. Wahlao...if you want to get rid of me, surely there's a better way, right?

Mummmmy!!!


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Skin deep

Last set of script and production notes.

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Boxer meets model, they have sex, model is pregnant, boxer moves away, model marries, boxer returns, boxer loses match with model's...



Twisted yet cheesy as always these students.

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Anyway, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen was entertaining as expected. However, I felt it lacked a little..plot? I know I know, action movie seldom has plot but..you know..we always hope for the best, right? Megan Fox, though scorching as she is, is portrayed so bimbotically in this offering. Sam's mother going cuckoo always throws this film slightly off-balance. What..Autobots meets Van Wilder? Machines meet Harold and Kumar? As tilted as a dutch camera angle, man.

But yes, action and effects are to die for. Watch it for that, I guess. And one more thing...damn you Fergie for having the joy of screwing Josh Duhamel every minute that you can. Humph.

Lunch.



P/S: Two more days to Cameron Highlands. Going to bring work up in the mountains. Laptop and all.


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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Aaja meri soniye

Another production by another group - an inter-racial love affair set with the war for India's independence and racial tension as its backdrop.

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It was 5th May 1947. The Nationalists were still fighting for the country's independence. Despite the conflict, Hendrick (James McAvoy), a writer from England came to India to visit his father. His father is the British Deputy Commissioner, who presided over a vast region in British-ruled India. He came along with his fiancé, Elizabeth; a snobbish actress. After a few days, she returned to England alone. Not long after that, all hell broke loose in Chennai. The Indians hunted down any British in the vicinity. The protagonist’s father died. He managed to escape but was injured along the way. The catamaran he sailed in brought him to Port Blair, Andaman Islands, where he was taken care of and treated by Matsya (some Indian actress), a folk dancer. They fell in love despite their differences. Without warning, Port Blair was attacked. The protagonist became a helpless prey. Matsya helped Hendrick to escape and paid the price for her actions.

The story mentioned above is in the form of a flashback. Back in 1977, a Professor from Oxford University was sharing the history of Independence of India and other fortunate events that came along with it. The protagonist carried on with his story.

After the escape, Hendrick returned to Port Blair. Unfortunately, all he could find was a bloodied anklet that belonged to Matsya.

Back at the lecture theatre, his class was over. As students exited the class, he placed the Matsya’s anklet at a particular page of a History book, which was actually a gift from his present wife, Elizabeth.








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I think the first compilation is better.
The 2nd one...how come there are African kids running around???

Tsk tsk tsk.


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Faithless

Edited one more script...this time, it's an adaptation of the epic Ramayana. There's King and Evil Queen who banished Ram, Sita and Laxman into the woods. Ravan fell in love with Sita and all other nonsense continued.

Ram, with the help of Hanuman, managed to rescue Sita. They all managed to go back to kingdowm and Ram soon became king. Sita was accused by the villagers of adultery (or something like that) and she had to take this fire-walking test to signify her purity. She was right, villagers asked for forgiveness but the damage had been done and Sita fled the place.

What the....




The people at Sentosa that day must have had quite a show.


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Here comes the hotstepper

Bought mixed fruits and ..er..sushi for lunch. A note to supermarkets: Please have more variety at your sushi counter. Spare a thought for those who dont like seaweed, wasabi, salmon and squid. Hah, I just listed out all the essential ingredients in Jap food, right? Dammit. I am a sucker for inari lah.

...seaweed, wasabi, salmon and squid.

Apart from wasabi, i have no idea how did i develop an appetite block for the 3 's' food. The mother used to say I love eating squid when I was young. She said I ate seaweed also. Now, hold up. I remember eating some stupid sotong and enjoying it when I was younger but I never remember enjoying eating seaweed. I just cannot put the thing in my mouth.

The smell is overpowering and it tastes horrible. Squid (cuttlefish, calamari and all) tastes like rubber and when I was growing up, I realised it had a smell. Na-uh.

I remember going to Susan's place a decade ago and she gave us a plate of yummy looking fried balls. So, Lauren and I ate happily thinking it was fish ball. As expected, they werent fish balls..squid balls instead. The joy turned to disgust, man. It's all psychological.

Few days ago, someone asked me this:

Friend: Eh, what will happen if you actually eat a sotong?
Ed: I'll avoid it lah..
Friend: No..like accidentally?
Ed: Shit man..I'll get depressed.


For real.

As for salmon, bad experiences, man. I've tasted bad ones and they tasted like sewage. Salmon also has a certain smell. I need my food to smell good, dammit.

Anyway. if you want to kill me, this is what you should do.

1. Get raw salmon (sashimi).
2. Wrap it around a squid ball.
3. Put seaweed around this horrid creation.
4. Slather wasabi on it.
5. Put it in my mouth when I am asleep or unconscious (cause if I am awake, I'll kick you to Siberia)
6. Voila...I will never get up.


...

This is totally mindless.


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