Monday, December 19, 2005

Sabah Trip Day 4 & 5 - 12 -13 Dec

0900hrs Pulau Tiga

… pockets running on empty. I have to especially thank my life savers here. Thank God for friends.

We woke up to a rainy morning. The disappointment on Mail’s face was priceless, I tell you. However, thank God, it began to lessen. After breakfast, we went to the Snake Island. It cost us RM20 each and the boat ride took about 15 minutes. The goddamn island was full of snakes and our lazy guide, Eddie, only showed us 2.



After Snake Island, we went to this sandy area called the Sand Spit (or something like that). It's just a strip of sand..duh. Ismail wanted to go there because, if I am not wrong, Survivor had an immunity challenge there. Again, whatever. Anyway, though it was just sand, more sand and more sand, we managed quite a few shots.

Cam whores.


In our attempt to look stranded and lost, we looked more like beached whales instead.


Hmm..Enlighten me, guys.
Do you take these shots at every beach? What is the difference?


Unlike the guys who were just posing with the sea as a back drop, Farhana and I were pretending (and failed miserably) that we were Pammy Anderson and Carmen Elektra.


Mail found a stick-like object and fantasised being the sole survivor of a non-existing game. Tsk tsk tsk.

Hmm.

Then we saw the enemies from another tribe.


Quick, duck!


After about 20 minutes at the sandy strip, we boarded the boat (while climbing, my precious Havaianas slipped out and almost floated away. Thank God Lazy Eddie caught it). We then headed to another beach.


We visited Pagong-Pagong Beach ...i think that's where one of the tribes stayed. Bla bla bla. As you can see, only Ismail was interested. Hahahaha. We didn’t go down to the beach because … surprise, surprise … Lazy Eddie didnt want to. Actually he said the beach was too shallow. We then went to Tagi Beach ..the beach where the tribes merged. Same story. We didn’t get down. Not that most of us wanted to lah, haha, since there was nothing spectacular about it.

So we made our way back to the resort. It was beginning to drizzle again. Anyway, back on land, we decided to check out this place where the Tribal Council was held.


The Tribal Council area was a short walk away from our chalets. The hut had collapsed and all that's left was just a pile of mess ... and oh, many mosquitoes. Here’s a trivia, apparently the resort was made BEFORE the Survivor show. The Tribal Council area was so near the chalets I began to suspect that the contestants slept there instead.


Vote me off! Vote me off!

On second thought, vote them off.



We got back to our rooms, did a bit of packing and then all of us gathered in my room to play Bluff again. At 1230, we walked to the eating area…feeling super-duper hungry. But, AIYAH, the food was not ready. So we hung out at the Sukau Room..aka the TV room.



And finally, our last meal on Pulau Tiga…which happened to be the best meal I had in Sabah. Most probably because I was damn famished.


After lunch, the guys went back to their rooms earlier while Farhana and I stayed back a while to just chat. Then at 1315hrs, we went back, showered, packed and by 1400hrs, we were both standing outside the chalets, waiting for the guys.

Time check: 1430hrs. It was time to leave Pulau Tiga and head back to Kuala Penyu Ferry Terminal, then a cab ride back to Kota Kinabalu. When we reached mainland, Mr Amian (the cabby) was already waiting for us eagerly. Strange. I felt happy to see him. I guess, it’s always nice to have someone waiting for you whenever you go on a trip…yeah, that kind of feeling, I guess.

The ride back to town was very very scenic. I sat in front while the rest were dead at the back seat. I tried to stay awake because Mr Amian took us on a different route (into the damn rural villages) and I wanted to see everything outside. Besides, I felt quite bad to fall asleep. I could imagine how lonely the cabby would feel. So I chatted with him…however, occasionally, I did fall asleep for bouts of 5 minutes.



We reached Kota Kinabalu at about 1700ish and Mr Amian said he would pick us up in 2 hours’ time to fetch us to the airport. So we lugged our bags out (we didn’t dare to leave them on the cab) and went for a Kenny Rogers dinner with whatever Ringgit we had left at the Centre Point Shopping Centre. Then Farhana received an sms telling her that our Air Asia flight had been delayed..to 1230am!

I called the cabby driver and we arranged to have him pick us up at 2200hrs instead. Then, we walked around, shopped a little (it’s damn hard when all of us were broke) before we gave up and drank coffee instead. At around 2100hrs, we were chased out of the building because it was closing time. So we hesitantly walked out in search of another lepak corner.


Weird.
There wasn’t much lepak space outside.
Ah…the irony.



We walked over to Wisma Sabah Shopping Centre (or was it Wisma Kinabalu…we were there on the 2nd day too) and decided to chill at the entertainment area, where there were many karaoke boxes. We had about 45 minutes in our hands and Nazmi, Farhana and I were contemplating whether we should drop in for a song or two. Suddenly, Nazmi dashed to the counter to change some money for tokens and dashed into a karaoke booth. Farhana and I joined in. I think we managed 4-5 songs before rushing down at 2205hrs to meet the cabby.

Hahaha..the four of us were running in a shopping centre, carrying big bags. It must have been quite a scene.

The ride to the airport was only 10 minutes and it cost us RM15. however, we decided to give Mr Amian RM5 more. He was nice to us, lah. I have to thank myself for being so sociable and chatty with him. I talked to him in a Borneo-esque Indon accent and even bluffed him that my grandpa was from Kalimantan Borneo (He’s not. He’s from Central Java!) just to make more conversations. I hope he didn’t find me TOO talkative.


We reached the dodgy Terminal 2 of the KKIA way too early. The place was crowded and we had no place to sit so we literally sat on a drain…before being chased by the mozzies. Then we found a corner and haha, we took out the UNO cards and played Bluff.

Damn, I looked pregnant!


At about 2345hrs, we managed to check in. In her kiasu attempt, Farhana made us queue in front of the door and we almost took the wrong flight to *gasp* Kuala bloody Lumpur!!! I couldn’t make out whether to laugh or to cry..but hahaha, it certainly kept me awake.

The wait was super long. When the KL-bound crowd flew off, the hall was filled with Senai-bound ones, all looking dead sleepy.


Time check: Midnight, 13 December 2005

There was still no news about our flight. At about 0015, we were made to queue. 10 minutes into the queuing, we were still in the same place. Damn, I was getting bored and sleepy.



At 1245hrs, we finally boarded the plane. Farhana and I sat together and somehow, we didn’t feel quite well. I guess it was fatigue seeping in. Upon takeoff, we were both looking for barf bags but we couldn’t find any. Since I was seated at the emergency exit, I had a bigger leg room. I was prepared to puke there already. But thank God, we managed to control the gunk and tried to sleep it off instead.

At about 0230hrs, I was jolted by shaky motions of the plane. We should be above Johor at that time. The weather was extremely bad and we were made to put on our seat belts and stuff.


Honestly, I thought it was lovely. The conditions outside..the thunders and multiple lightnings.


At around 0300hrs, we finally reached Senai Airport. From there, we got onto a cab (RM60 inclusive of midnight charge) which brought us nearer to JB. There, we transferred into a private car which sent us to Bukit Batok and then Ang Mo Kio. It cost us S60…but we didn’t have Sing dollars (there was no ATM) and so we paid him RM140-150.

We couldn’t be bothered by the fact that we were paying him more. We just wanted to get home. Nazmi and Farhana alighted at AMK MRT with me. Nazmi took cab back to Tampines while Farhana had her dad pick her up.

It was almost close to 0500hrs when I finally reached my door. I went to my room and saw 2 visiting cousins sleeping on my bed. ARGGGHHHHHH! I grabbed my pillows, went to the living room (thank God the brother was on night shift) and found a sleeping space. I didn’t wash my feet, my face or change my undies and then I concuseed.

Next wake up time: 2000hrs.

15 hours of sleep and an urgent leave day. I did drift in and out for a few times around noon to barely answer some concerned friends’ smses. But wow…15 hours of sleep. Champion!

With that….and the unenviable task of unpacking which the father had done at the end of my 15hr slumber .. my 2005 travelling year ended.

Amen.

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Sabah Trip Day 3 - 11 Dec

0700hrs Kota Kinabalu


On our 3rd day at Sabah, we left Ang's hotel at about 7am because we were supposed to be at the Kuala Penyu Ferry Terminal at 9.45am. We were heading to Pulau Tiga, you see. The island was the first location for the SURVIVOR series. Obviously, it was Ismail's idea... haha that Survivor freak. Anyway, we were to spend just one night there and it cost us a whopping RM288 (right?) per person per night. That's FAR MORE EXPENSIVE than a 4-star accommodation in Kota Kinabalu.

We were told that it was hard to get a cab and that the ride would take us 2 hours. We found cab driver, Mr Amian downstairs and we asked him for the price. It was about RM150 for the journey. Mr Amian also offered to pick us up the following day, from Kuala Penyu back to Kota Kinabalu. How nice!

We reached Kuala Penyu (translation: Turtle Bay) at about 0845…a good 1 hour early. So we roamed around the dead-ish place in search for some breakfast. We saw hope in Delights Café. After that we went to the little Pulau Tiga office at the jetty to register and at 1000hrs, we boarded the speed boat (woohoo! Messy hair alert!) for a 30minute ride to Pulau Tiga.





After what seemed like a never-ending journey, we finally reached the island. There were no villages in the island. Nope, no clubs! There were 2 resorts in the island and well, it’s basically quite remote.




We were given a little briefing by our guide. Let’s call him Lazy Eddie. After that, we were given the keys to our rooms – the girls got Sting Ray and the guys got Manta Ray – and settled down. After that, we roamed around and found some interesting spots.





Yours truly, Farhana, Nazmi and Ismail...reliving our childhood days on the retro-looking swings. After this shot, i fell off the swing. I sat too far back, lost balance and did a somersault to the ground. I landed on my ass and the swing struck my forehead. i concussed for a split second. I couldnt remember being hit... but i had a HUGE swelling. Best.

After lunch (at about 2pm), we took a hike to the Mud Volcano Area. Lazy Eddie said that the route was easy so we could go on our own. I think he was just lazy to follow us. DUH. It started out easy but 5 minutes into the walk, it got tough because the slopes were slippery and muddy.



After walking for about 20 minutes in the mud, my Havaianas were beyond recognition. But I love you still, baby. Anyway, we were told that the mud was cold and therapeutic. And it was quite deep. Yeah...how deep could mud be?

Okay, the mud volcano was 4 feet deep. All of us were hesitant to go in because we felt it was gross. *We didnt want to be a block of hardened mud later* So we did the best first-thing. We painted our faces with the mud and do the Maori's kumate-kumate chant. Hahaha. Guess whose idea was it?


We slowly overcame the "fear" of getting into the mud...and proceeded into going deeper. But these pictures didn’t really show because I didn’t take any shots that showed us in the deep mud. Whatever it was, we were soon joined by some people from the other resort. So there were quite a few of us soaking in the mud a la hippopotamuses. There was this lady who saw me floating swiftly on the thick mud. She called me “Buaya!”


Oh Lord, we were disgusting! Remember Swamp Thing?We had mud in our bras, undies, in our ears, in our hair...everywhere! We didnt bring any towel, water, change of clothes.

This was the trail we took. We walked barefeet because it was too uncomfortable walking in sandals, dripping with mud. i've got cuts and scratches on my calves and feet to prove it. I felt like the jungle people...coming back from hunting.


Hahahahahahah.


We backtracked to the resort and upon arrival, jumped straight into the sea..scrubbing the bad-ass mud away and polluting the turquoise sea. After that, we went back to our room, put our stuff and then we continued with snorkelling….which was sucky because there wereno corals to see. Gah!!!

Then it was dinner time and since we had nothing to do, the guys suggested karaoke (again!). The resort had this big lounge room where lodgers could play pool and sing karaoke. Farhana and I started playing pool while the 2 guys started to sing. After a while, I joined them singing. But my repertoire for the night was all rock songs.

After hogging the place for 2 hours, we finally decided to give our lungs a break. We slowly walked to the dark jetty, talked crap and sang whatever rubbish songs that came to mind. At about 1230hrs, we went back to our rooms. Farhana fell asleep almost immediately. Me? I went over next door for a threesome.

Right.
Like Ismail would want a threesome.
Like I want a threesome with them.
Gah.

I went over to play cards…or rather, Chee bye Bluff. It was hilarious, we laughed so loud Farhana woke up and came over. But eeer, she was too late. We were about to end and Ismail wanted to sleep. So, us girls went back and then…Nazmi came over. We continued with Mak Kau Punya Puki Bluff . At about 0300hrs, when everyone retired to bed…I couldn’t sleep. My brain was still laughing.

3rd day down.

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Loose lips on ships



There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.
You are Pyramid Song...You're kinda gloomy, but in
a beautiful way. A bit old-fashioned, but who
cares? Materials don't matter cos you are who
you are...and that's what really matters.


What Radiohead song are you?


Me, Pyramid Song? I always envisaged myself as Talk Show Host . I am not that depressing I guess. Not yet.

Your Birthdate: January 20


You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.


Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.


When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.


It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.

Your strength: Your warm heart (Yes..I do have a heart)

Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions

Your power color: Black (You bet…it’s skimming)

Your power symbol: Musical note (Dammit! Not the dollar sign?)

Your power month: February (Agree. Feb is a short month so more money for me)






My legs aren’t aching that badly now. That’s good…considering I needed 3 days to recuperate the previous time I went clubbing.


Friday saw me hovering above an ATM machine at midnight. Hah. It was payday, that’s why. Took out wads and wads of cash, took a cab home, slept, and by the next day almost everything was gone. No..no one stole it but the money surrendered themselves to various cash registers all over town.


Right.
I don’t have much in the first place lah.
I am just happy that I’ve gotten myself a new pair of Havaianas’ latest.

Will post their pictures soon.


Saturday saw me rushing to Albert Court Hotel for Dear’s birthday lunch. We had Northern Indian/Nepalese cuisine (I burped tandoori and masala the whole day…on top of suffering an embarrassing bouts of hiccups) and by 1445hrs, we were out of that place. I took Dear shopping (I was appointed the birthday gift-buyer) and by 1830hrs, we both split ways. At 2115hours, I met Sharinah and Lauren ..we went to City Hall..met Dear and Ally and then we headed to Momo.

At Momo, we were joined by Dear’s friends and cousins, Liah, Rae, B and IT. It would have been a bigger posse should Chin Yin and friends joined us earlier. Anyway, Sharinah, Liah and I got to the dance floor first while the rest were busy getting themselves sloshed. I was waiting for the girls but only Rae and Lauren turned up about 45 minutes later. Anyway we were platform-hogging all the way till 0200hrs and then I had to stop for a drink and some food. So Sharinah and I got out (Liah had her friends with her and was still happily diva-dancing the night away) and sat at the café with our cans and cans of drinks and fish and chips.

We were then joined by Lauren and Rae (whom went off for a date…at 0300hrs?? tsk tsk tsk!). Then B, IT and Ally came out. B and IT were obviously high *cough*as usual*cough* because they both were swaggering and talking real loudly. Where’s Dear? Well at 0300hrs, her entourage had sent her home! She was drunk lah.

With Dear gone, B and IT decided to leave too…albeit unwillingly. IT was miffed she couldn’t dance longer with Dear and B…hahahaha..I guess there was no reason to stay now that her hugger was gone, eh? And then there were 4 – Lauren, Ally, Sharinah and me.

At 0330hrs we went in. Liah still going on strong with her friends and friend.

Humph?

Anyway, I saw CY and her group of girls dancing so I decided to join her. But they decided to leave soon after. Cut the interesting story short (Indian guy, Black guy, shirtless guy, fights, etc), we lost Liah to the dark side. Hahaha. The 4 of us then just drowned in the sweatiness of the place and finally at 0530hrs, I had to pull the plug. It’s time to drag ourselves out.

We got some drinks outside and found ourselves a dark corner and rest. Actually, we wanted to just while the time away…beating the midnight charge. At 0600hrs, we finally got to the roadside to get cabs. After Ally got hers, Lauren, Sharinah and I had to wait a DAMN long time for our cab. It took us..what..30 minutes?

Okay..finally reached home and went to bed at..gasp..0745hrs.

Youth is a great elixir, isn’t it?

P/S: Man U won! But my greater satisfaction came in Arsenal’s defeat. Chelsea? I don’t care about them..I think they are capable of winning the World Cup so I am not going to be bothered by them. Humph.

So i sing a song
To reel 'em in
It’s a song i sung before and a song i'm gunna sing again
I mean every word, I don't need a single one of them
Oh Lord, make me pure
But not yet

I don't have to try
I just dial it in
I never found a job that for me was worth bothering
I got a ton of selfish genes and lazy bones beneath this skin
Oh Lord, make me pure
But not yet

Smoking Kids
Sex Ads
I got one end in my pocket but the other looks cool as hell
I know I’m gonna die somehow revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure
But not yet

I stopped praying
So I hope this song will do
I wrote it all, for you
I'm not perfect
But you don't mind that, do you
I know you're there to pull me through, aren't you?


So I look for love
I like to search
And I been standing for election all across the known universe
Every president get the country she deserves
Oh Lord, make me pure
But not yet

And I've been seeing somebody’s wife
She said she'd leave him for me and i said that wasn't wise
You can't lie to a liar, because of all the lies
Oh Lord, please make me pure
But not yet
- Make Me Pure, Robbie Williams


I am not seeing somebody else’s wife (or husband) but other than that, everything mostly runs true.

Soon.

Baby.

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Bummed!

Orbi-kwek!
 
I just got punked by Ruth, my YG chief editor.After "rushing" my dumb-ass Barbie article, I went over to her desk (to submit it) and realised she was on bloody leave!
 
Could have skived during the last 2 hours.
 
(emailed)
 
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Barbie War of Words

Good morrow, blogders.
 
Remember I brought work home last Friday? The Barbie assignment which I only managed to squeeze out 5 lines in 3 hours? As suspected, no work was done because I was busy spending money, making merry and platforming my weekend away at a club.
 
I started attacking it this morning and I realised something. DAMN. I could have finished the article a long, long time ago if I had just done the traditional pen-to-paper way instead of brain-to-fingers-to-eye-to-keyboard-to-monitor way. No wonder. All my thoughts were lost in motion!
 
I am just technology deficient, that's all.
 
(emailed)
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Friday, December 16, 2005

Fucking bollocks!

Argh
I give up.
No more Barbie shit for now.
I shall ..sigh...bring home and do.
 
For now..let's go gym.
 
(emailed)
 
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Brain dead

I am tired. My wrists are hurting. My back is killing me. I hate to sit down for long, long hours.
 
That's not all.
 
I've been staring at these shreds of paper containing the information on the Barbie party I covered on the 4th December. I just cant start writing. Each sentence I come up with sounds so lame and uninspired. This is not even meant to be hard. It's a straight-up article for kids, for fuck sake.
 
From 1500hrs, I can only come up with 5 dreary lines. 5 LINES! and that took me..what..3 hours?
 
Times like these, how do you inspire yourself?
 
(email)
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Sabah Trip Day 2 - 10 Dec

1000hrs Kota Kinabalu

We got up and left the hotel at around 10am and headed to the Pulau Tiga Resort office at Wisma Merdeka (opp. our hotel). After touring the rest of the shopping building, we decided to have lunch at Sri Malindo Restaurant.



Our lunch spread. After the meal (12.15pm), we decided to jump onto a cab and decided to visit the Kinabalu Park. We thought Mt Kinabalu was at Kota Kinabalu and thought the cab ride would be cheap and fast. After all, what's a trip to Sabah without visiting the Mt Kinabalu, right? Besides, how far could it be?

Right!
It took us 1.5hours and RM250 (RM220 after bargainin/pleading) for a round trip.

After 1.5 hours (cab driver was speeding and we almost hit a vehicle!) of sitting and abusing our asses, guess what did we finally see? Why...it's Mount Kinabalu, of course! FINALLY!!! Actually, you can't really see it in this shot. Gah! Next!

We were going to Kinabalu Park! Well, it's a must-go even though the cab ride killed us.


We reached Kinabalu Park at 2pm and were given 2 hours by our cabby to have a look-see. We had to pay RM15 per person to enter the place. How stupid of us! We could have lied and told them that we were from Johor! Why? Because Malaysians only need to pay RM4! That's almost quadruple, right? Damn. Anyway, we went in, and took a hike around the place.


We hiked on many roads. I was tempted to go down some ulu trails. However, the rest didnt seem interested. We found a shed along the way and hid. It began to drizzle and we decided to rest for a while and seek shelter. Time check: 3.30pm. Uh oh. We were left with 30 mins only. So we decided to backtrack - 2kms- to the starting point.

At the starting point, there's this slope where you could "observe" Mount Kinabalu. There were a few monuments and the Mount K museum on top of the slope/hill too. Farhana and I...at the top of the slope.



There was this structure/monument on top of the hill that declared Mount Kinabalu as one of the world's heritage site. Cool! There was also this mini museum, which unfortunately, we didnt go.



I love this last shot of ..er..myself. hahaha. I LOVE this shot. I was wearing a green jacket with green camou skirt and behind me was total greenery. *The irony..I hate green.* Time check: 4pm. We went down the hill and back to our cab. The cab driver had been waiting for us for 2 hours.



Mt Kinabalu.
The natives Kadazan/Dusun named it Aki Nabalu. It means 'the spirit of the dead'.



After hiking at Kinabalu Park, we finally reached town at around 1800hrs. We went back to have a quick change and when we came out, it was already dark! We went for dinner after that...KFC, again. We took a walk around the town area and hung out for a while at Tun Fuad Stephen Road…where we could see the splendid Sabah sunset (yeah..it got dark by 1830hrs)



We walked down into the hearts of the city and went to the night market. Typical night market stuff except ..damn..not many food. Anyway, I bought my fake Gucci shades and Ismail, haha, bought his standard “I Love Sabah” Tshirt. After that, we ended up in a shopping centre. Planned to watch a movie but we ended up karaoke-ing instead. It was cool. It was literally K-box..RM1 per song.

Damn squeezy but it was fun. Nazmi and Farhana could still do some dangdut (eww) moves in there. We went back at midnight.


Notice how serious and focus I looked? Well…I wasn’t actually meditating. I was actually concentrating on this:

Stupid stupid stupid Chelsea!

At around 1245hr, Nazmi came over to the girls' room to just chit-chat/bitch/play cards. Laughed so hard I couldnt get to sleep 1.5 hours later. So I tossed and turned in bed...finally to sleep at 0300+hrs.

2nd day down!
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