As I watch the bonsai grow...

“You should portray yourself as mature, professional and most of all, educated instead of acting like a clown.”

You mean the management said that? Grab my left sole and tickle it. That’s hilarious! The company should just hire Mediacrap actors and actresses instead. They can portray maturity, professionalism and that educated (that se se wen wen look) look very well. That is provided the so-called thespians are willing to accept the salary package.

Us? We are just clowns. That’s what you get when you pay peanuts. You get clowns.

And humph…this clown wants to join Cirque Du Soleil.



NY = $1800
Rome = $1350

Yeah…for everything else, there’s MasterCard.

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