Do you know the way to San Jose hell?

 

Psst!

Want to hear a fuck-you story?

 

 

Once there was The Lecturer who was told by the Lesson Planning Department that she had to work on the eve of Hari Raya.

 

"But it's the eve of Hari Raya," she said.

 

"Well, I don't know. When we plan the timetable, how are we supposed to know that the lecturer is a Muslim?" countered The Planner.

 

"But...but...."

 

"We can only change the class if the students themselves request for it,"

 

"But...but.."

 

..

 

Weeks went by and The Lecturer gave up hope in canceling the class. There were 5 names on the register and so far, for the past 2 lessons, only one student, The Student, turned up. The Student said he had no problems coming to class on that day even though he was a Muslim himself. He assured The Lecturer that he would turn up.

 

Fast forward on the eve of Hari Raya.

 

The Lecturer just received an sms from The Student; he's not coming to class. The Lecturer was dazed, probably from anger, frustration and a bit of relief.

 

"What a bloody total waste of my time," she muttered. "Not like I can go home now, chee bye."

 

Then The Lecturer decided to take a long walk, go shopping and then she would let nature take its course.

 

 

The end.