Going to the chapel and we're gonna get... naked

Ed: It has begun
Clara: What?
Ed: I was having dinner with the mother just now and she asked, “When are you getting married?”
Clara: Oh no…
Ed: Yeah she added “Your Uncle XX also asked me when are you gonna get married.”
Clara: Aiyah don’t care about all the uncles and aunties.
Ed: Yeah I know. But ah, it has begun. The questionings, the probing.
Clara: Then what are you going to tell them?
Ed: I told the mother I don’t know.
Clara: Is that all?
Ed: Then? Tell her that I am actually a lesbian?
Clara: Huh…no lah.
Ed: Oh well..I’ll just tell them to shut up the next time.
Clara: That works?
Ed: Think it will. When I say shut up, they will shut up.


*cross fingers..eyes..tongue*


The mother is having her one week break and therefore I have been seeing a lot of her. Not that it’s bad, but she being at home means there is food 24/7. And no….i cant lose weight when she is around. She will wake me up for no reason cause she is just darn buay song to see me sleep. But mother…sleep means no eating. And I have no pressing reason to wake up!

Grrr.

The mother is satisfied to see me getting out of bed…only to fall asleep in front of the telly in the living room. Or when I get out of bed and straight to the computer..or food.


Like that also happy.


Like that also have the cheek to ask when am I getting married.


When cows turn purple and churn out lassi straight from its udder, can?


A thousand times goodnight, aisle-and-altar deprived people.


P/S: What a totally meaningless Thursday had I.


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