A Little Bit More

 

Good morning, loyal subjects. Heh.

 

 

Specimen A: How's your day?

Ed: I'm tired.

Specimen A: Me too. I'm tired because of you.

Ed: What?! [I wanted to say "What the fuck have I got to do with you?" but let's be a lady here]

Specimen A: I am tired from work and thinking about us the whole time?

Ed: Us? What us? You dont even know me.

Specimen A: Ah, I think I know you more than you know it.

Ed: O-kay. You're confident.

Specimen A: Not in me...in us.

Ed: What?

Specimen A: Yes, I picture us together and how beautiful it will be.

Ed: How can you say that when you dont even know that person...and that you've only seen her pictures?

Specimen A: I believe in our chats and your pictures.

Ed: *gulp* wo-key...you scare me.

Specimen A: What are you scared of?

Ed: It's weird that someone can say all these things to a stranger!

Specimen A: You're no stranger. I like the honesty. I like what I see and read.

Ed: How can you be so sure?

Specimen A: I have faith!

Ed: Okay...I am short, fat and a geek. How about that?

Specimen A: How short?

Ed: barely 1.55. Like Kylie Minogue, only less sexy.

Specimen A: That's all right and as for the Kylie Minogue part, hahaha!

Ed: Hmmm

Specimen A: And I like geeks.

 

 

 

God.

 

How can you top that?

 

 

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